Someone recently asked me for directions to our Father's house so thought it best to jot down for easy reference. Here's a copy which had been give to me in case anyone ever asks you.

DIRECTIONS TO OUR FATHER'S HOUSE: From where you are starting, turn right onto Believeth Blvd. and keep straight and go through the green light, which is Jesus Christ. There, you must turn onto the Bridge of Faith, which is over troubled water.  When you get off the bridge, make a Right turn and keep Straight. You are on the King's Highway, heaven-bound. Keep going for three
miles: One for the Father, One for the Son, and One for the Holy Spirit. Then merge onto Grace Blvd. From there, make a Right turn onto Gospel Lane. Keep Straight and then make another Right on Prayer Road. As you go on your way, yield not to the traffic on Temptation Ave. Also, avoid Sin St. because it is a dead-end cul-de-sac. Pass up Envy Drive, and Hate Avenue which will be on your left. Also, pass Hypocrisy Street, Gossiping Lane, and Backbiting Blvd.
However, be prepared because you will have to go down Long-suffering Lane, Persecution Blvd. and Trials & Tribulations Ave.  But that's okay, because Victory Street is straight ahead. You have arrived! P. S. I verified this route on my GPS. Guaranteed not to get lost according to the GPS Manufacturer, our Father.